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_____________ HELP SAVE PENGUINS - Your Number 1 Source of Penguin News Stories Home News Archives Penguin Animatronics, Scientific Breakthrough? -- May 2006 by Andy Lee ... Penguins are also actually homosexual animals, and placing them in close contact with the other sex causes much friction to occur. The males can see this closely guarding the eggs, ready to turn the young against the ungrateful slag of the mother, who does not look after them or pay benefits for the first 6 months. I am also sure many of us have seen the smash big box massive hit Madagascar. The penguins in this film were actually real, but then killed and hollowed out so midgets may hide inside and pretend to have true vocal chords. Only one penguin has actually achieved this feat, and that was Gus. As we can all obviously remember, Gus could not only understand humans, but other animals too, a veritable Dr. Doolittle in Avian form. A
further Atrocity is the disease Penguin Aids. This affects one in
5 penguins as they are all gay and have unprotected sex.
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